another crosspost from my tumblr, also coincidentally originally a request. this one is much shorter, but I still like it, even if it did take me an embarrassing amount of time just to figure out the request. I decided since this is one of my longer one-shots, I'd also post this to feed the simps since he can be very neglected. this one is also a lot more light-hearted.

my only warning would be that the reader could be seen as a bit rude, but they're intended just to be blunt. capitano may also end up ooc in future as, at the time of writing this, he has one line of canon dialogue. someone also said this gave them baby-trapping vibes and tbh, I could see it, and lowkey liked it, so take that as you like with how you interpret this.

the original request:

I don't know if you still receive requests.
But if it is possible, I would like one with Capitano and a female reader.
Where the reader is something of a red riding hood in appearance, but she is a beast hunter from the north.
And she finds a wounded nether creature and she takes care of it. And it turns out that it was Capitano, so that Capitano can look for him later.